CONVERSATIONS WITH MRS. SWAN

Me: We're going to the Vietnamese store. Ya need anything? Mrs Swan: Get the noodles with the picture of the two Reagans on it.

Me: Reagans!?

Mrs Swan: Yay, Reagans

Me: Reagans. As in President Reagan?

Mrs. Swan: Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean like a snake.

Me: Dragons?

Mrs. Swan: Yeah. Reagans.

Some things I just won't miss.