Chris and I watching a documentary on Appalachia featuring Barbara Kingsolver:

Barbara Kingsolver: There were as many shades of green as there are words in the dictionary.

Me: Oh my God. She speaks the way she writes. If that had been me, I'd have said "it's so green and purdy".

Chris: I mean it's really green. Like really really green.

Me: Like all colors of green.

Chris: Yeah. Like super green. I mean really really green.

Me: We are so word stupid.