DRIVING WITH CHRIS

ME: "OK. You are going to want to turn right onto Penn."

ME: "Now when you get to Penn, you are going to turn right. It should be the next light."

ME: "You are turning right on Penn. It's coming up in a block."

CHRIS: "Why do you keep saying it like that?"

ME: "I don't know. Maybe because you are STILL IN THE LEFT LANE."

CHRIS: "OH.....I thought you meant my other right."