So, this was probably funnier yesterday and the first round of the waffle description was better. I made Chris run through the whole spiel again because typing all that up would have been just too much work. The first time around, he fixated more on the sugar part of the description. He said they used beet sugar and I said "what's that?". Then he went on to say he had no idea, just that it was really big sugar.
This is a typical evening in our home.