Please erase this song from memory

I love all kinds of music. Chris's super power is his useless knowledge of all the battles ships from SciFi stuff, but my super power is knowledge of all show tunes. I can hear a song and tell you which musical it came from and most likely know all the words. I tend to know the words to the most random songs too. Some times is scares my husband. There are a few songs out there that I CAN. NOT. STAND. Here's three of them.