WHY WE ARE HILARIOUS

This is us ordering breakfast from the local egg place. Me: "I'll have the spinach, mushroom and cheese omelet without the bacon. Does your gravy have meat in it?"

Waiter: "Yes"

Me: "Hmmm...then I'll have the grits with the homemade white bread."

Waiter (turns to Chris): "And for you sir?"

Chris: "I'll have the meat lover's omelet with a side of bacon."