Me: "I heard this guy telling this story at the DMV about one of his friends. They had bought a brand new Lincoln SUV thing for their 16 year-old. Then the kid busted a headlight and it cost something like $5,000 to fix." Chris: "So...these people are not only stupid. They're rich?!? Why are stupid people always rich?"
Me: "I don't know. Do we need to be stupid?"
Chis: "I guess. Do you want to start voting republican?"