So, I donât know what was up yesterday, but we had this sudden infestation of flies. I think they may have come through a crack in the screen door. Now youâd think that if that were the case, there would maybe be one or two flies in the house, but there were dozens of them. DOZENS. Our house was like the Amityville Horror house. I donât know how many I killed in the kitchen or by the front door. At one point I gave up and settled on the couch to knit. Chris came out of the office and I told him to get the fly swatter because I saw two flies resting on the front door. He killed them and looked down and said âOh My God. Look at all the bodiesâ?. The floor in the kitchen and in front of the main door looked like a fly war zone.
The best part by far was the fly that we incinerated on the stove. We were standing at the stove getting our dinner plates ready when I noticed a fly crawling around the back burner of the stove. Chris said âhurryâ? and before he could finish what he was going to say. I turned on the burner. We giddily watched the fly go up in a flash. We truly are sick and twisted.