Today is Chrisâs Birthday. Happy Birthday! He was polite enough not to blab to the internet world how old I am, so Iâm not telling how old he is. Letâs just say heâs older than me. The age difference only shows up when he starts talking about seeing Star Wars in the theater when it was first released. Then he rolls his eyes at me and says âOh Yeah. I forgot you were still in diapers thenâ?. Everybody sing Happy Birthday to Chris!