I have a crush on David Folkenflik. It has nothing to do with the great reports he does for shows like All Things Considered and Morning Edition, though everytime Iâve heard him report on something heâs been great. No, the crush comes entirely from his name. I want to be Cindy Folkenflik. No offense to Chris. Maddera is a nice enough name. I still think itâs funny that Iâm Lucinda Elena Maddera (Ole!). I totally donât look the part, but itâs the man I married, not the name. Now, if we could change our name to Folkenflik, well, that would just be cool. Folkenflik just rolls off the tongue in a seductive kind of way. Say it with meâ¦â?Folkenflikâ?. See what I mean? How could you not have a crush on David Folkenflik?