This is us ordering breakfast from the local egg place.
Me: “I’ll have the spinach, mushroom and cheese omelet without the bacon. Does your gravy have meat in it?”
Waiter: “Yes”
Me: “Hmmm…then I’ll have the grits with the homemade white bread.”
Waiter (turns to Chris): “And for you sir?”
Chris: “I’ll have the meat lover’s omelet with a side of bacon.”
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My name is Cindy Maddera. I'm a research scientist in micro and molecular biology in Kansas City, MO. I teach yoga and have a daily meditation practice. I have a husband, a dog, and a scooter, and I love them all very much. Especially the scooter! (Kidding....I'm not kidding).
you are two of the funniest people I know.
ever.
in the history of ever.
Its a perfect balance.
You erase his carbon footprint.
What was really funny was the look on the waiter’s face. Cindy had gone through her order making sure there was absolutely no meat, and then when I ordered, you could see the waiter was having this little moment where his brain just kind of locked up on him, like he didn’t believe me.