OVERHEARD
16 07 2007Actual sentence overheard in the frozen dinner aisle at Wal-Mart:
âMan, one of these days when I git me some money, Iâm comin’ back an gittin’ me some of that stir-fry.â?
I almost offered to buy him some.
Actual sentence overheard in the frozen dinner aisle at Wal-Mart:
âMan, one of these days when I git me some money, Iâm comin’ back an gittin’ me some of that stir-fry.â?
I almost offered to buy him some.


We ate stir-fry. And when there was no stir-fry to be found, we ate sand.
You ate sand?
That wasn’t sand, it was kitty litter.
We ate sand.