Me: âI need a big gas powered chainsaw.â?
Chris: âYou need a big-ass motherfukinâ chainsaw.â?
Me: âMutherfukinâ.â?
Chris: âYou need a Bruce Campbell zombie fightinâ motherfukinâ chainsaw.â?
Me: âExactly.â?
MORNING CONVERSATIONS
26 Jul







Heh.
Do you really want to lose your hand though? Otherwise that would be cool.
I think I’ve had that conversation before.
Cindy, we just bought one!! Wanna borrow it??
(better late than never on this comment!)