TRANSPORT YA BIG STUPID SELF
12 02 2006Chris and I finally got around to watching Transporter 2 which had been sitting on the DVD player for about three weeks. Transporter 2 was on the list to see because it has Jason Statham in it and he is H O T! Yeah, I have a major crush on him.
Unfortunately the cuteness of Jason did not save the movie. It was really bad. Chris and I kept channeling our inner Hispanic gay guy and yelling at the TV “Why you gotta be so stupid like that, you big stupid-head?”.
There was this one line in there that I plan on using a lot. It was the part where this guy with a bad Russian accent was startled by another guy with a bad Russian accent. The startled “Russian” said “You scared the shit in me”. Ha! I’m using that line when ever someone sneaks up on me in the lab.
That’s a fabulous line!
Thanks for letting us all know that Transporter 2 sucked. The Pete and I watched Transporter 1 a coupla months ago, and he’s been bugging me to watch the sequel. He claims people have been saying it’s better than the original (which I thought was seriously lacking in, oh, i dunno, entertainment value). Now I’ll be able to tell him that “Chris and Cindy thought it pretty much sucked, so we needn’t bother.”