MY CRUSH ON DAVID FOLKENFLIK
20 10 2005I have a crush on David Folkenflik. It has nothing to do with the great reports he does for shows like All Things Considered and Morning Edition, though everytime I’ve heard him report on something he’s been great. No, the crush comes entirely from his name. I want to be Cindy Folkenflik.
No offense to Chris. Maddera is a nice enough name. I still think it’s funny that I’m Lucinda Elena Maddera (Ole!). I totally don’t look the part, but it’s the man I married, not the name. Now, if we could change our name to Folkenflik, well, that would just be cool. Folkenflik just rolls off the tongue in a seductive kind of way. Say it with me…�Folkenflik�. See what I mean? How could you not have a crush on David Folkenflik?
David Folkenflik!
Are you sure you wouldn’t rather be Chesty Larou, or Busty St. Clair, or even Hootie McBoob?
I have to admit. Hootie McBoob is very tempting.
I LOVE the last name. It sounds like you could roll in the hay with that kind of guy (literally!). Like he’s some sort of sexy country farmer, milking cows and wooin’ women. :p